I staterna jag valt är det olagligt att:

Arizona

• In Tucson, it is illigal for women to wear pants.
• In Globe, it is illigal to play cards in the street with a Native American.
• In Glendale, it is illigal to drive a car in reverse.
• In Nogales, it is illigal to wear suspenders.

• In Los Angeles, a man may legally beat his wife with a leather strap, as long as it is less than two inches wide, or she gives him permission to use a wider strap.
• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
• In Pacific Groove, "molesting" butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
• In Pasadena, it is illigal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.
• It is illigal to set a mousetrap without a hunting license.
• In Long Beach, it is illigal to curse on a mini-golf course.
• In San Francisco, it is illigal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
• It is illigal to cry on the witness stand in Los Angeles courts.

• In Providence, it is illegal to sell toothpaste and a toothbrush to the same customer on a Sunday.
• It is illegal to throw pickle juice on a trolley.
• In Newport, it is illegal to smoke a pipe after sunset.